You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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You're like the curious george of whores
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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