i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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