dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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