I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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