I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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