And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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