I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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