He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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