i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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