jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
How external is "for external use only"?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
