That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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