WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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