people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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