I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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