The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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