They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Randomize