I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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