Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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