You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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