Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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