Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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