Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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