That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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