She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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