It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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