we're blogging at a bar
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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