Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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