she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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