We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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