So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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