he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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