5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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