This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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