After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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