when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He better not be in your backpack
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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