Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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