I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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