you traded sex for a burrito?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
