your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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