You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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