I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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