i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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