My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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