i just had sex bonerless
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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