I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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