Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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