You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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