The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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