i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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