GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Randomize
