Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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