i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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