She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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