Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
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She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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