I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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