Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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