Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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